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Making Astrology Work For You
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What do you want in life right now? Yes, now. And what about tomorrow?
Your goals, your dreams, your mysteries, your needs, your desires, and yes, your challenges are the stuff of which great horoscope readings are made. A great astrological reading will cover the points — large and small — you want to cover. What's on your wish list? We're listening. Email me anytime. Or you can make a list in a letter or private fax, which I'll burn afterwards, if you'd like! No time to write? No problem. We'll get on the phone and I'll take lots of notes. We can dream, scream, plan and get your planets sorted…the way you like them.
What'll be in your reading? Pure information---the straight skinny---on your future options. Because you deserve to boss your own stars. Yes! You’re the boss.
Sit back, relax and get "the works" on the phone, any time, in your own private Supersession.
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Services Chart Analysis Future projections Gift horoscopes Career planning $ £ € ¥ Fees
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P.S.: What are some of the astonishing things astrology can do for you? Click on the buttons to see a few of our clients' favourite ways of making astrology work for people who don't have all day to figure out tomorrow. These are just a few ideas. If you don't see what you want, just ask!
Most credit cards accepted.
When ordering please enclose day, month, and year of birth,
birth place and birth time (as accurate as possible).
Thank you.
May the future bring you every happiness.
WHEN, WHERE, HOW WILL I FIND MY TRUE LOVE?
Oddly enough, astrology is brilliant at this. And
you will be brilliant at it, too.
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ROMANTIC TIMINGOf course timing is everything. We'll teach you the tips, tricks and techniques. Then do your own experimenting!
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QUICKIES: SNEAK PEEKS AT YOUR SWEETHEARTSHave you met an enchanting, mysterious stranger? Yes! Could this be The One? Could s/he fall madly in love with you...or should you let this poor fishy flop back into the pond? Sometimes you meet six possibles in one week. Yikes! Which ones should you see first? Give us the birth dates of anyone who interests you - just day, month, and year will do. You don't need a birth time for this kind of quick but awesomely accurate deep peek. We'll analyse the spectrum of possible outcomes of any relationships between you and anyone - lightening fast. Our must-have astrological 'quick peeks' include your sweethearts' natal charts, synastry (planet-to-planet comparison), composite charts, and timing. |
Congratulations. You're getting married. You want the day to be amazing. And you want to marry under the best and kindest and luckiest stars ever! Can do. We do a lot of these. Your wedding horoscope is the map of a moment. It describes your futures together as you set sail on the seven seas. And did you know that two people can also 'lock in' good luck and fortune for ever by choose a wedding date under the luckiest stars possible? Our mission: to build you a brilliant marriage blueprint for an enterprise as strong and high, wide and handsome as a first-class ocean liner...purpose-built, sailing and supported by the stars. All parts must work beautifully together and be able to withstand storms and squalls - and no icebergs. Marriage is a legal contract: it must benefit and protect both parties. There is more, much more, to selecting a day to marry than skipping the void-of-course moon! Must your special moment be at sunset? Tell us. Never on a Friday? No problem. Don't know where to marry - on the beach, in the mountains, at the Groucho? Give us your list of places you might marry. We'll work with you, asking you questions about what you want your marriage to be - and not just the ceremony and the party - customising your dreams, desires, and your marriage dates with both your goals. Just tell us your parametres (try to give us a wide-ish time range for choosing your wedding dates, for best and long-lasting results). We promise not to tell you the best time to marry is three o'clock in the morning in Rarotonga unless you absolutely insist. You'll be able to choose from a bouquet of wedding dates and times. We'd hate to give you just one wedding date or time, unless the planets upstairs are being extremely naughty. This is rare, but in that case we'll ask if you would like to widen your date search to a wider time range.) We'll do ask at least twelve weeks to work on your wedding chart: as two people's horoscopes are involved, it's a complicated, long job. But it will be worth it. If your intended is a flight risk, we can and build charts that will hold that tiger, happily. Please let us know your personal requirements.
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BREAKING UP. . . OBSESSING...WONDERING... CURIOUS ABOUT A PAST LOVE?One of our most popular services, the 'post mortem' after a relationship hits the rocks can be a weirdly comforting, therapeutic and, in a twisted kind of way, fun thing to do. We analyse your former sweetheart's stars with yours to explore what went wrong, or why a relationship might not have worked out. If your ex appears to be a hapless, irredeemable reprobate, of course, we will be happy to tell you so. Over and over, if you like. |
You will face the future equipped with seriously useful astrology tools to avoid making the same mistakes again, and you will learn cool new moves for finding new sweethearts with more suitable stars so you can make only new mistakes. Zen masters have a phrase for this: 'shushaku jushaku.' Roughly translated, it means: 'to shuffle from one mistake to the next - that is the true path of Zen.'
Are you and your investments well-matched? Could the little devils and darlings be sweeter to you? Ka-ching! We'll check your favourite stocks and shares, one by one.
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We build first-rate customised dates for forming your corporations, LLC, PLC, and your DBA. Bought a few shells? We'll tell you which ones are more likely to be lucrative for you. Offshore, out of the galaxy, no problem. We can even tell you where, along with our unsurpassable whens.
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PREMIERES, PARTIES, LAUNCHES AND SHOP OPENINGS:
Choosing the most favourable date and time to fling wide the doors to let the world in may be the best investment of all. Of course we're working with you on this. What kind of party do you want? What impressions do you wish to create? What results do you want? We're listening. |
LEGAL
We offer a full range of confidential astrological support services that can help you choose attorneys (we've also got a pretty good Rolodex -just ask), prepare for court, avoid a court fight, negotiate, set up deposition dates, and use good timing and strategic planning and analysis to understand all the moving parts.
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POLITICAL
The Reagans used astrology for a 'Teflon presidency'. Other politicians do, every day. Don't ask who - we never tell. If you hire us, no one will ever know about it.? Want to see if you should run this time, when to announce, or wait until next time? Want to win? Talk to us.
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MEDICAL COMPARISONS AND TIMING Medical emergency cases are given V.I.P. rush priority. Your case will go to the top of the list. We can help you choose doctors, dentists, surgeons, nurses, home care workers, and do meticulously researched dates for surgery for optimum outcomes. We will be happy to speak to the physican's schedulers for you if you would rather not do this stressful astrological chore yourself. Please consult your doctor for your medical questions. If you need a second, third or even fifth opinion, we can find you a good doctor. This has nothing to do with astrology and everything to do with making sure you have the best options at a frightening time. Nota Bene: The belief that a person 'creates' his or her medical condition has no place in any ethical or honourable practise. See Illness As Metaphor by Susan Sontag.
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KARMA, PAST LIVES, ETC.
Yes, Grasshopper. We can have a go. We can look at your natal chart and see patterns that suggest 'past life experiences'. It adds flavour to a reading, it's a fresh way of seeing things, and can be an extremely useful metaphor for all sorts of unexplainable things that go bump in our lives. It's fun to speculate. But that's all it will ever be, because we can't prove a blinking thing. Maybe time doesn't run in a straight past-present-future line in the other dimensions. Wormholes, mate. Messy business. Beep! Beep!
Hello! Welcome!
Hey, your stars don't bite!
And while the boring glossy magazines are still rehashing yesterday, it occurs to me that a progressive, forward-looking, future-loving human like yourself might prefer a more useful, comforting, practical, perhaps even sneaky, strategic activity.
Like reviewing , 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009.
And beyond. Way, way beyond.
We will do the exhaustive research and make you the best custom consultation you ever had. You'll get a written report, too, to steer you through the comets and craters of the coming weeks. And personal coaching to help you to become your own stargazer. All taped, and your private tapes sent to you priority, insured. Most important, you'll be getting pure information---the straight skinny--- because you deserve to boss your own stars. That’s right. You’re the boss.
Settle back and get "the works" on the phone, any time, it’s $500. Tell me what your plans are, your goals, your needs, your challenges...all the points, large and small, you want me to cover in your reading. I'll take lots of notes. Email me. Or you can make a list in a letter or private fax, which I'll burn afterwards, if you like! We can dream, scream, plan and get your planets sorted…the way you want them to be.
May the future bring you every happiness!
Your Faithful Stargazer,
Debbi Kempton-Smith
P.S.: Need more info? Leave a message at (USA) 212 750 0188,
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Services
Chart Analysis
Compatibility studies
Future projections
Financial planning
Relocation and travel
Corporate charts
Wedding charts
Gift horoscopes
Business scheming
Career planning
Readings in person or via tape cassette.
Fees for custom work furnished cheerfully upon request!
Most credit cards accepted.
When ordering please enclose day, month, and year of birth,
birth place and birth time (as accurate as possible).
Thank you.
May the future bring you every happiness.
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